Not just another headphones
Well, actually these are another headphones – but without the “just”.
What makes Valco ANC (Active Noise Control / Cancellation) headphones special, is how we combined the best available components, added a touch of Finnish design and had Kesthouse, a famous Finnish mastering studio with over 20 years of experience to perfect the sound quality.
And all this for half the price of similar brand headphones. We dare to say, that Valco headphones offer you an unmatched bargain for your money along with a listening experience second to none in the wireless ANC headphones class.
On top of everything, our headphones have been properly greenwashed.
We have sold thousands of headphones in Finland, and now we are ready to serve you, our dear international client.
Superb sound quality. No BS.
Every manufacturer claims that they have a superb sound quality. Well, f*ck them.
We partnered with the leading Finnish mastering studio Kesthouse and spent countless hours perfecting our headphones to sound exactly like the records were meant to be played. No factory settings here.
This is why Valco headphones have quickly been widely accepted among musicians, audio engineers and artists in Finland. We didn’t even need to pay them to promote us. The buggers loved the product and promoted it for free.
Best in class ANC
Did you know that there is one player that dominates the chipset market? Basically every wireless active noise control (ANC) headphone comes with a chipset from Qualcomm. The only technical difference between most bluetooth ANC headphones is the particular chipset model.
Everything else is just marketing shenanigans.
We took the best ANC bluetooth chipset Qualcomm had available and plugged it in. There are four microphones constantly monitoring the ambient and a top-notch DSP doing the ANC. With this magic trick our headphones have Bluetooth 5.0 and the same (or probably better) ANC quality than the more expensive ones on the market.
Bluetooth 5.0 and ANC for us are just basic requirements. Like you would except that your headphones come with earmuffs and are adjustable. Our selling points are the incredible sound quality paired with an unbeatable price. No BS here either.
A battery to last
Few things suck more than running out of juice on your headphones during a long ass trip.
This is why we added a battery to last over 40 hours of music listening. Go from Europe to Australia. Chill out with dingoes, snakes and whatever there is. And fly back to your miserable job. All that without needing to recharge your headphones.
Should you find yourself stranded on a desert island, you can use the ANC to filter out the annoying cricket sounds and other creepy stuff much longer you can survive without going full-on Bear Grylls and drinking your own urine – and definitely much longer your precious iPhone can last.
Ohh, so light and comfy
Weighing only 250 grams (or two bananas in US measurement units), the Valco ANC headphones can be easily used for the whole day long.
The memory foam earmuffs and the adjustable headband are covered with 100% faux vegan leather – smooth as silk, because of all the soy consumed by them vegans.
As a Finnishing touch, we added some premium Walnut tree (real tree, not imitation) to the headphones. Don’t like the brownish color? Just paint them then. Wood can be painted, you know.
And wait, there is more
Are you a one man (or woman) call center? Enjoy top quality handsfree phone calls. Speak up to 40 hours non-stop (which equals probably one shift of an indian call center worker. Them guys work really hard).
Do you enjoy government and big corporations spying on you? No problem, you can use Siri, Google Home and other personal space surveillance systems with our headphones.
Are you the kind of person who ends f*cking up everything you touch? No worries! We have a full 12-month guarantee and even after that we can provide you with spare parts for all your tinkering needs.
The shipping is on us
...in Europe
So shipping is free inside Europe. To USA and other third world countries the shipping cost is a flat 15 euros. It's worth it.
Wireless ANC Headphones
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€149,00
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Technical stuff
Nerdy details
- Bluetooth: 5.0 APTX LL, SBC and AAC
- Chipset: Qualcomm QCC3008
- ANC: Active Noise Cancellation with 4 microphones
- Amplifier: Class AB
- Stereo elements: 40 mm
- Weight: 250g / 8.8 oz
- Battery: 1050 mAh
- Charging time: 2-3h, USB-C connector
- Battery time: up to 45 hours of constant listening on ANC, 40 hour on phone call
- Siri and Google Home support
- Handsfree phone calls (yes, it has a microphone for phone calls)
- Package includes all the necessary cables and dongles (3.5 mm, airplane adapter and USB-C charging cable)
Active Noise Cancellation
ANC with four microphones effectively filters low-frequency background noise for example, in an airplane, old diesel Mercedes or train. ANC probably won’t be so effective with high-frequency sounds, such as screaming children or a nagging spouse.
Audio Bin Suparman sound quality
Dynamic 40 mm (silver dollar coin size in US measurements) stereo elements combined with the programmable Qualcomm QCC3008 chipset and the configurations hand made by our Audio Bin Suparman Jasse Kesti (Kesthouse) guarantee pleasurable moments with music, games or adult entertainment.
A battery to last
The high quality 1050 mAh (approx. 4 Apple watches in US measurements) battery lasts up to 45 hours of constant listening. In case you run out of juice, just continue listening to music in passive mode through the enclosed high-quality audio cable. Because you can recharge the headphones at work, it is practically free to use them.
Superb comfortability
The adjustable and foldable headphones go nicely around even the lumpiest heads and thanks to special memory foam earmuffs, they feel so good even your ears are the Prince of Wales size. The cover material is 100% faux, soft vegan leather.
And yes, it also supports handsfree phone calls. You can use it to make phone calls, Whatsapp calls and whatever calls.
Testimonials from real people
You might ask, why we don’t have any social media testimonials or similar? Is this some kind of scam?
Well, we do have a lot of reviews but they are all in Finnish. We haven’t really launched yet outside Finland. You can find them here and use Google Translate or similar. We are proud to have mostly 5-star reviews on Facebook.
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12 months full guarantee
We are famous for our guarantee and soon we’ll be world famous. It covers everything but your own f*ck ups. And even then we help you as much as we can.
For 12 months we make absolutely sure that you can fully enjoy your premium Valco headphones. We respond your emails, chat with you on Facebook, keep you company during the lonely nights and provide you with spare parts if you break your headphones.
We believe that good customer service is the best way to market your products.
Only 149€
Unbeatable price 149€, £129 or “Franklin, Grant and Jackson” in US money. All the features and the sound quality of those big brand ANC headphones with only half the price.
How is this possible? Well, we aren’t a huge, publicly exchanged multinational corporation. We don’t spend millions to sponsor athletes and our products are not featured on Hollywood films. We are your friendly neighborhood mom-and-pop store.
Our pricing policy is very simple: manufacturing costs + a small profit to pay for our food & alimony costs + taxes = the end price.
Same price for everyone. No third world discounts or first world premiums.
Generous return policy
We trust in our product. Much unlike with the wife, we’re not satisfied if you’re not 100% satisfied with our headphones. We gladly accept returns within 14 days of receipt for items in new condition.
No questions asked. Just contact our customer service, ship back the product and that’s it. Of course if there is something we can improve, we would be happy to hear your opinion.
Wireless ANC Headphones
Sale price
Price
€149,00
Regular price
Unit price
per
Tax included.