Our products
Superb sound quality. No BS.
Every manufacturer claims that they have a superb sound quality. Well, f*ck them.
We partnered with the leading Finnish mastering studio Kesthouse and spent countless hours perfecting our products to sound exactly like the records were meant to be played. No factory settings here.
And all this for half the price of similar brand headphones. We dare to say, that Valco headphones offer you an unmatched bargain for your money along with a listening experience second to none in the wireless ANC headphones class.
This is why Valco headphones have quickly been widely accepted among musicians, audio engineers and artists in Finland - and all over the world. We didn’t even need to pay them to promote us. The buggers loved the product and promoted it for free.
Remember that our profits all go to a noble cause. We will build a deathstar and conquer the galaxy. Also some of the profits will go to buy beer and to pay my ex wife.
Best regards,
Raimo Valconen, The Supreme Leader
Important information about availability
All the black VMK20 and Nordell MK3 speakers are out of stock. We still have some gray VMK20.
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More will come and you can still pre-order black VMK20 for a discounted price, delivery in June. The price will go up when the headphones are back in stock. They are well worth the wait.
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We DO have NL21 and gray VMK20 in stock!
SUMMER MEGA-DRAW
When times are tough, you need a survival kit. When times are REALLY REALLY hard, you need a Valco survival bucket.
At the end of July 2022, we'll draw two survival buckets (blue and red) between everyone who have provided their contact details.
The catch here is that we want as many new newsletter subscribers as possible. Don't worry, our newsletters are really excellent, always handwritten, and we don't have the time to send them out all the time anyway.
So what's in the red survival bucket? Well, it does have:
- - Valco VMK20 noise-cancelling headphones
- - An Eläkeläiset humppa album (see sample here)
- - A 6-pack of Finnish pea soup
- - Tummel lotion for painful rashes
- - An epic rubber fist
The blue bucket is a bit dull and contains mostly various Valco stuff. Headphones, earbuds, a speaker and a hoodie.
Participate here
The shipping is on us
...in EU
So shipping is free inside Europe (EU). To USA and other third world countries the shipping cost is a flat 15 euros. It's worth it. Because of Brexit, UK is now a third world country from our perspective.
Actually if you are from UK, we suggest you get our headphones from our reseller Thomann.
The prices include all the taxes and shipping fees inside EU. The prices do not include possible customs duties, import fees or other surprise extra costs unknown to us that exist in the third world countries such as Switzerland and Norway.
12 months full guarantee
We are famous for our guarantee and soon we’ll be world famous. It covers everything but your own f*ck ups. And even then we help you as much as we can.
For 12 months we make absolutely sure that you can fully enjoy your premium Valco headphones. We respond your emails, chat with you on Facebook, keep you company during the lonely nights and provide you with spare parts if you break your headphones.
We believe that good customer service is the best way to market your products.
After the guarantee is over, you can still get your headphones fixed for a fraction of the price of new ones.
Generous return policy
We trust in our product. Much unlike with the wife, we’re not satisfied if you’re not 100% satisfied with our headphones. We gladly accept returns within 14 days of receipt for items in new condition.
No questions asked. Just contact our customer service, ship back the product and that’s it. Of course if there is something we can improve, we would be happy to hear your opinion.
Actual, unfiltered reviews
Are you dirt poor?
No problem! You can also buy from us by invoice and instalments. Just select KLARNA option at checkout.
Take your time to try the product and pay if you decide to keep it. Or pay in instalments when you receive your social support money.